Cafe de Paris is one of the most exclusive clubs in the West End, famed for its opulent decor, sense of old-school glamour and celebrity patrons. The venue features an indoor balcony and a selection of bars near the main dance floor area.  Great party vibe!!

Embassy nightclub
(29 Old Burlington Street, Mayfair, W1 3AN)

Embassy has the feel of a pre-club bar but is the sort of place where you may very well end up spending a whole night. The low-slung padded couches upstairs are the perfect spot to meet for a drink; downstairs is the place to let the feet loose & get jiggy.

Funky Buddha
(15 Berkeley Street, Mayfair, London, W1X)

Funkybuddha is a guestlist only club so expect plenty of good-looking socialites in their Prada suits, Gucci dresses and Jimmy Choo heels supping champagne and bellinis.  There’s a contemporary, trendy, open-plan nightclub with neon blue and red zigzag lights set around the central square-shaped bar and seating areas.

Paper
(68 Regent Street, Soho, W1B 5EL)
*HummerHummer top pick for table bookings

Paper is divided into so many different areas that it would be easy to come here several times without realising they were all here. Despite this, the club and dancefloor area gets pretty cramped so you should aim to get into one of the VIP areas if you can. There are three of these – The Paper Room, The Cigar Room and The Bedroom.

Studio Valbonne
(62 Kingly Street, London, W1R 5LR)

Studio Valbonne is refreshing and distinctively different for those who are tired of the predictable nights out in London. Their aim is to put the glitz and glamour back into the West End by targeting a cool, sexy and funky crowd that knows how to party.

China White
(6 Air Street, London, W1B 5AA)

Chinese day beds, opium platforms and oriental furniture set against a deep red canvas make for an intoxicating experience for all you smartly dressed urbanites.  China White lead the way and is still known to be one of the ‘it’ venues in the west end.

Crystal Club
(78 Wells Street, Marylebone, London)
*HummerHummer top pick for quality DJ’s

Once inside Crystal, the atmosphere is eclectic, and you really get a sense of mixing with the most eligible boys and girls of London.  The lighting and sound system is incredible and the DJ’s are top rated.  Here there are tables lined up throughout the venue therefore you really need to book a table to feel a part of the atmosphere

24 London
(29 Old Burlington Street, Mayfair, W1 3AN)

24 is an incredible, futuristic club the likes of which London has never seen before. Special computer controlled projections can transform this London night club from a heavenly catwalk to a fiery hell at the flick of a switch, while customers can interact with the projections – touch them and they react to your movements!

Punk
(14 Soho Street, Soho, W1D 3DN)
*HummerHummer top pick for an alternative night

The Punk club has a capacity of 270 capacity, and mixes a decadent décor, comprising of custom Mapplethorpe type flower prints, Rock Galpin furniture, sex workers, sex slaves and carpets used in a way not seen anywhere before apparently…

Punk Bar in Soho brings a new dimension to clubbing, akin to mashed up music: Offering a permanent stage allows live music and cabaret to sit side by side with Guilty Pleasures. In essence PUNK is all about mashed-up entertainment, in the centre of Soho. Nick House's Wonderland will sit alongside Tesco Disco and Anti-Social. Bloc Party will kick off affairs with an invite only private party. Art exhibitions and a Rat Pack soundtrack should follow.

Mahiki
(1 Dover Street, Mayfair, W1S 4LD)
*HummerHummer top pick for cocktail drinking

Mahiki, set over two floors, is the ultimate destination for the cocktail lover. A ‘treasure island’ illustrated menu features classic and new innovations, cocktails for one or cocktails to share. A host of tropical creations designed to tempt and delight served in an elaborate Tiki style setting.

Amika
(Kensington, W8 5ED) 
*HummerHummer top pick for premium spend VIP

The club has been beautifully designed with some very unique and stylish aspects and will represent a haven for those that look for such high end venues but are understandably shy of the west end. They have a champagne lounge sponsored by Moet, 4 rooms (500 capacity) valet parking and many other exclusive touches that you will only find with Amika.

Ministry of Sound
A massive sound system, huge dance floor and a staggering roster of big name DJs has made sure of Ministry of Sound's place in clubbing folklore.

Pacha
Pacha London is the home for house lovers and house lovers to be with it's New sound system, new decor, uplift and bringing together some of the best promoters from around the globe Azuli, Hed Kandi etc. With plans for one of the best roof terraces in and around london, looks like Pacha London is back on the map.

Egg
A stylish club located in the heart of King’s Cross. Beautifully laid-out and well designed, it’s a medium sized club made up of three main spaces, laid out on three levels around a fabulous central courtyard, with terraces ideal for summer parties. The interior spaces are basic enough to maintain a warehousey feel.

Fabric
Fabric is one of the largest and most popular night clubs in the UK and widely regarded as one of the best dance music venues in the world.  Musical genres played there vary from night to night, with house, tech house and techno DJs and live acts appearing on Saturdays, 

Commercial / Multiple rooms / Mixed music  / Cheesy

TigerTiger
Vibrant early evening drinking and sexy and chic late nights.  A unique experience in the bars, restaurant, or club; either as a midweek hangout or weekend destination. Set over several floors, the contemporary restaurant, laid-back lounge, funky Kaz Bar and upbeat club each have their own distinct style, decor and soundtrack,. Open from midday until late, with an unrivalled reputation.

CarWash London, (EC1V 9DD)
*HummerHummer Top pick for stag and hen nights

Carwash, the original home of London funk, takes place every Saturday at Club Aquarium, EC1. With Club Aquarium, Carwash have found an awesome refurbished club that is fantastically located and does of course have that swimming pool. (Images of 70s Boogie Nights & Playboy mansion pool parties come to mind).  If you want the best 70s, 80s, retro and a current funky soundtrack coupled with a legendary atmosphere then look no further.

Oceana (Kingston Upon Thames)

Oceana is truly magnificent for a party that want a little bit of everything.  It boasts several different themed rooms, each exquisitely decorated and ideal for that unusual event - from the grand Venetian Ballroom to the cosy Aspen Ski Lodge.

Sports café (80 Haymarket, Piccadilly, London, SW1Y 4TE)

The Sports Cafe London is in the heart of West End and it is the first place for any sporting event. There are two floors packed full of plasma screen TV's and projectors, to go along with this they have 4 bars so service is quick, easy and professional. There are 3 restaurant areas available for dining, all waitress service and located with the best views in the house. The Sports Cafe also have many different areas available for exclusive use, including coming soon an Executive Box for true VIP service. If you fancy something else other than sport they have an American Pool Lounge, with tables available for hire with buffet service and late night snack menus over all bars. Sports Cafe London after 10pm comes alive with their downstairs nightclub with DJ's until the early hours of the morning. Open from 11:30 am